She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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