He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
