Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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