I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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