he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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