You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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