There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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