my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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