Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
