I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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