i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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