Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I've blown a few things in my day
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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