Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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