Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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