Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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