How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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