Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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