Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
nutella sex= disaster
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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