she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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