We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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