She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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