Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
bring money and cleavage
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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