belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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