your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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