dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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