i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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