Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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