have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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