found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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