He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
