David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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