You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
