My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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