Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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