Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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