She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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