piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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