the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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