we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
