so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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