i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
