Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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