I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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