We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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