Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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