when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
