ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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