i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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