Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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