We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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